Zilk™

Uhhhhh, What is Zilk™?

Zilk™ is a cost-effective, nutritionally light-weight, alternative dairy beverage (ADB). Your loved-ones are thirsty to try it!

Okay... Why is Zilk™?

At Zilk™, we aim to revolutionize the farm to table experience. You could say... we decentralized it. You could say... we anarchized it ;). Imagine the cow as the Chief Operating Officer, or as we like to say "Chief Operating Warlord" (COW!!!) We treat our cows like we treat our loved-ones. Hands off!!! Unless it's okay.

I'm listening...

A one-of-a-kind experience, we don't touch them COWs. We don't. even. use. machines. It's giving...Vegan. It's giving....Ludite.

I'm not sold yet. (As If!™) Got anything else?

There no preservatives, added sugars, or nutrional overhead of any kind present in Zilk™. Virtually harmless, Zilk™ offers almost as much HpG* as water, for half the price. You won't find BGH** levels nearly this high in any other of God's creations. Thats our guarantee. * HpG: Hydration per Gulp ** BGH: Bovine Growth Hormone
Don't believe us? Check out these nutrition fun-facts:
Calories 0
Fat 0
Carbos 0
Protein 0
Cholesterol 0
Sodium 5
Nitrogen (woah!) 300
Amonium Biurate (yum!) 145
Bilirubin (aka silly groovin') 1000
Calcium oxalate 95