Zilk™ is a cost-effective, nutritionally light-weight, alternative dairy beverage (ADB).
Your loved-ones are thirsty to try it!
Okay... Why is Zilk™?
At Zilk™, we aim to revolutionize the farm to table experience. You could say... we decentralized it. You could say... we anarchized it ;).
Imagine the cow as the Chief Operating Officer, or as we like to say "Chief Operating Warlord" (COW!!!)
We treat our cows like we treat our loved-ones. Hands off!!! Unless it's okay.
I'm listening...
A one-of-a-kind experience, we don't touch them COWs. We don't. even. use. machines.
It's giving...Vegan.
It's giving....Ludite.
I'm not sold yet. (As If!™) Got anything else?
There no preservatives, added sugars, or nutrional overhead of any kind present in Zilk™.
Virtually harmless, Zilk™ offers almost as much HpG* as water, for half the price.
You won't find BGH** levels nearly this high in any other of God's creations. Thats our guarantee.
* HpG: Hydration per Gulp
** BGH: Bovine Growth Hormone
Don't believe us? Check out these nutrition fun-facts:
